I'm thick. No, really, I don't know who JFK is. I'm rather tedious, I guess. My friend tells me I remind him of a lepricorn? People tell me i have the most farmery accent ever -Casually pissing myself laughing. Like a boss.- My eyes are too deep to be british. No, it's scary. Ask my teddy bear. And I'm just too damn pale! There's some sun about though so I'll brighten up whilst I can. My favourite colours are deep glittery ones, malachite like ones, black (Cos it goes with most clothing DON'T call me emo,) dark blues, and pearl essence <3 Technically I should be christian because my mother is WHO IS QUITE LITERALLY AWAY WITH THE FAIRIES.) Though I like to think myself open, too. Erm... Now what...? -Scrolls down the ide section casually) Oh, right. My favourite scents our rose, petrol, smoke, husk, clove, and freshly baked bread. (Don't ask.) I'm chubby (Want to say Marilyn Monroe-like chubby but can't) And small.
Aaaaaaanywaaaay. Hi~ Have a lovely day, afternoon, night, whatever. And "May all your bacon burn" <3
Current Residence: England, Grimston
deviantWEAR sizing preference: huh?
Print preference: Greyscale.
Favourite genre of music: Punk, Rock, Metal, It depends. My tastes vary.
Favourite photographer: Scott Chalmers.
Favourite style of art: Pop.
Operating System: ...pie? I like pie. ...And muffins.
MP3 player of choice: Nano.
Shell of choice: Surprise me.
Wallpaper of choice: Steampunk! No, I'm kidding. Spandex all the way. No, I'm kidding, steampunk rocks my socks. Wait, what's Spandex?
Skin of choice: Erm...
Favourite cartoon character: TOMANDJERRYMOTHERFUCKERS. YES. I'M OLD SCHOOL. DEAL WITH IT.
Personal Quote: you faggot, you female faggot.
Screw the rules, I have a drama degree.
It's 'kay, I'm a photographer.
"I have an army."
"And we have a hulk."
"Oh, right... army." ;_;
"Tonight Matthew...~"